Nancy Pelosi, you SUCK

Joker Pelosi
You Joker-faced little weasel – you coast into power riding on voters’ real discontent with the Powers-That-Be, then pull this shit: You appoint Rep. William Jefferson (D-Asshat of Louisiana) to the last seat on the Homeland Security Committee. This is the jerk who’s being investigated for bribery, who got caught with $90,000 cash in his freezer.

Let’s not also forget that she backed bribery-tainted Murtha for majority leader. You’ve been in office for eight weeks, and you’ve already screwed the pooch COMPLETELY with regards to your credibility.

Way to turn things around.

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Boston, you SUCK

OK Boston – sure, you’re a little nervous about the big bad terrorists. I know, I know, you’re secretly hoping something big happens so you can use all those toys you purchased with your Homeland Security money. But when you freak out over what amounts to a Lite Brite stuck to a wall, you cross the line into asshat territory.

ATHF 4 life.

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Yes. This inspires terror. For Sure.

Update: Hahhahahahahaa…..

Update #2:Man these guys are retarded .. now they’re blowing up traffic counters

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Anna Nicole Smith, you SUCK

Good Riddance
Seriously, WTF? Some blonde bimbo with the personality of a wet stack of newspapers dies and an entire news cycle is devoted to her. Isn’t there anything else to focus on? Headlines from over the past 24 hours:

Lawyer: Smith’s body to be preserved in baby dispute
Was Anna Nicole a modern-day Marilyn?
The day Anna Nicole Smith died
Gallery: Beauty mixed with tragedy
Sources: Prescription drugs found in Smith’s room
Anna Nicole charmed us
Investigators begin autopsy on Anna Nicole Smith
Cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s death investigated
Autopsy planned for Anna Nicole Smith
Smith’s death clouds TrimSpa’s future
Bodyguard tried to save Anna Nicole Smith

And these are in addition to CNN’s TV coverage on Nancy Grace, Larry King Live, Paula Zahn, and Glenn Beck. All of them dedicated their entire show to this gold-digging breast transportation vehicle. And this is one network. Fucking E are practically creaming themselves.

Update: Bimbo antidode

Update #2: Won’t it EVER FUCKING END It’s two weeks later, and I STILL can’t go two minutes without seeing a new article or show crying over this sorry bitch’s corpse. Seriously. Cut it the fuck out. No one cares.

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Cheney, you SUCK

Soul Eater

Ah, yes, DICK Cheney, the sneering, snarling, heart attack waiting to happen VP shows just how far removed from reality he is. From a CNN article:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday dismissed as “hogwash” the suggestion that blunders may have hurt the administration’s credibility on Iraq and led members of Congress on both sides of the aisle to question President Bush’s plan to send more troops to Baghdad.

In an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, conducted a day after Bush delivered his State of the Union address, Cheney was asked to respond to some Republicans in Congress who “are now seriously questioning your credibility, because of the blunders and the failures.”

To that, Cheney answered, “Wolf, Wolf, I simply don’t accept the premise of your question. I just think it’s hogwash.”

Yes – old DICK “Lipitor” Cheney doesn’t think our failures in Iraq have hurt the Bush administration’s credibility. Apparently Bush’s current 28% approval rating has absolutely nothing to do with the complete success that our Iraq efforts have exhibited.

As for Wolf Blitzer…

WTF, mate? You let this asshole off the hook for his hypocritical bullshit relating to gay and lesbians. He’s got a gay daughter having a child with her partner, and Wolf gets all defensive when Cheney is asked to comment on it and DICK replies “No.” Hell, man, those Focus on the Family assholes are condemning Cheney’s daughter for her behavior, and Cheney can’t even muster up a scowl against them because they constitute a good portion of his political base.

DICK effectively threw his family under the bus in that interview, and Wolf cowers and begs Cheney not to kill him.

An update from the “Because we said so” department

As reported by CBS News, from a meeting between Nancy Pelosi and the Great Decider:

“He’s tried this two times — it’s failed twice,” the California Democrat said. “I asked him at the White House, ‘Mr. President, why do you think this time it’s going to work?’ And he said, ‘Because I told them it had to.’ “

Well, I’m fairly certain that Bush’s and Cheney’s resolute stance will work out for them. After all, they’re still in power, right?

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