Scott Adams (yes, that Scott Adams, the Dilbert creator) has apparently discovered his new calling in life: trolling on the internet. I guess this is what happens when you have too much time and money as well as legions of drooling fans.
No, he doesn’t call it trolling, he calls it “philosotainment”, which as far as I can tell, involves saying stupid things and then laughing at those who dare to correct the idiot child. On Fark, these people are laughed at. But Adams, leveraging his popularity, a waning comic strip, and a host of knuckle-dragging cult followers, has turned this into a full time job.
However, he takes it one step further than you’re average village idiot: I think he really believes what he says. He actually seems to be defending the intellectually-bankrupt Pascal’s Wager while at the same time laughing at those who counter his idiocy. It would seem like normal trolling, except that he implies that he was right all along.
Very, very sad.
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You know, I’m sure there are people in Jerry’s family that are upset that he died. For them, I can feel sorry. To the intolerant prick himself, if I could say one thing: You’re fucking lucky there is no such place as hell.
The only thing that would make today better would be if he died of a heart attack while fingercuffing Fred Phelps and Pat Robertson. And there was video.
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Seriously, WTF? Some blonde bimbo with the personality of a wet stack of newspapers dies and an entire news cycle is devoted to her. Isn’t there anything else to focus on? Headlines from CNN.com over the past 24 hours:
Lawyer: Smith’s body to be preserved in baby dispute
Was Anna Nicole a modern-day Marilyn?
The day Anna Nicole Smith died
Gallery: Beauty mixed with tragedy
Sources: Prescription drugs found in Smith’s room
Anna Nicole charmed us
Investigators begin autopsy on Anna Nicole Smith
Cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s death investigated
Autopsy planned for Anna Nicole Smith
Smith’s death clouds TrimSpa’s future
Bodyguard tried to save Anna Nicole Smith
And these are in addition to CNN’s TV coverage on Nancy Grace, Larry King Live, Paula Zahn, and Glenn Beck. All of them dedicated their entire show to this gold-digging breast transportation vehicle. And this is one network. Fucking E are practically creaming themselves.
Update: Bimbo antidode
Update #2: Won’t it EVER FUCKING END It’s two weeks later, and I STILL can’t go two minutes without seeing a new article or show crying over this sorry bitch’s corpse. Seriously. Cut it the fuck out. No one cares.
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